Not Now Mercury Crewneck — Mercury Retrograde Astrology Sweatshirt

Not now, mercury. Blame the planet, keep the rest of your day. Minimal lettering for anyone who checks the retrograde before replying.

Soft, roomy and quietly astrological — a favourite for the three weeks everything goes sideways, and the rest of the year too.

Product details

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, 8.0 oz/yd²
• Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette
• Ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle stitched
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, ethically sourced US cotton
• Sizes S–5XL, relaxed unisex fit

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach only as needed
• Tumble dry low · do not iron · do not dry clean